Democracy is Dead

The Collapse of Germany’s Democracy… and the Rise of DEMOCRACY IS $DEAD TOKEN

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ABOUT

In an unprecedented (but also highly predictable) moment of 2024, Germany’s beloved democracy drew its final, wheezy breath. And who was at the center of it all? None other than Roooobert Habeck, the nation’s Minister of Economic Despair™, sending the Polizei after an innocent pensioner for gasp posting a spicy take on X (formerly known as “Twitter” for those who still have civil rights).

The Incident: One picture on X. One government’s complete meltdown.

HOW TO BUY

1

Create a wallet

Download Phantom (or your preferred wallet) from the app store, Google Play, or as a Chrome extension.

2

LOAD SOLANA

Make sure your wallet has SOLANA to swap for $DEAD. You can buy SOLANA directly on Phantom, transfer it from another wallet, or send it from an exchange.

3

SWAP TO $DEAD

Visit pump.fun. Connect your wallet, paste the Dead coin’s contract address, select $DEAD, and confirm. Now enter the amount of SOL and swap for $DEAD. Token-Release: 09-Feb-25, stay tunded on X!.

Tokenomics (lol)

40%

Energiewende Subsidy
Allocated for initiatives to get energy independent, focusing on receiving sustainable LNG gas from the US, nuclear energy from France, striking breathtaking energy deals with Qatar, and buying more gas from India (not Russia!!;))

15%

Berlin Infrastructure Repair
Solely for fixing the Berlin Brandenburg Airport project—estimated completion: 2099.

15%

Oktoberfest Tourism Boost
Subsidizes discounted beer tokens for tourists during Oktoberfest. Bavaria threatens to fork the token unless this allocation increases every year.

15%

German Train Delay Compensation Fund
Reserved for refunds for train delays.

15%

Startup Hurdle Incentive
Funds German startups, provided they submit 45 forms in triplicate, wait six months for approval, and promise to stay small.

ROADMAP

Q1 2025

Launch $DEAD. Police “visit” first 100 holders.

Q2 2025

ECB buys in, insists it’s “for the good of the people.”

Q3 2025

$DEAD to be announced as Germany`s reserve currency (all our Bitcoin are sold already).

Q4 2025

The EU bans satire. We moon.

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